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ohio by Not Josh Wareham March 25, 2005
Geographically, the armpit of America. The drivers suck, the people suck, in general the entire state sucks.
I live in Ohio, thus I voted for Bush.
Ohio by reddqueen February 14, 2005
1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.
Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!
Ohio by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003
Midwestern state, that borders, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, and Lake Erie to the North
I was on my way to Ohio for the holidays and for some homemade cherry pie.
ohio by Saints October 6, 2003
All the people on the Oregon Trail who didn't quite make it to Oregon.
"Shit, we didn't make it to Oregon. I guess we're stuck in this hellhole. Let's call it Ohio."
Ohio by Rachel Cloone October 31, 2007
Ohio is Hell, and it's froze over for 9 out of 12 months of the year. For the other three months, it has decided to crisp the Hell Mates that reside there. Hell... or Ohio.... is made up of mostly farms, but there is the occasional metropolis full of gangs, drugs, and crazy ass drivers. If you intentionally move to Hell for no good reason, you should consult a shrink. If you move to Hell to be with someone, you should both consult a shrink. If you move here for a job.... then good for you. Your right where you need to be. For everyone who has had to travel through Hell... I feel sorry for you. In conclusion, could someone please GET ME OUT OF HELL!
"Oh hellz naw! We in Ohio, Skillet!"
Ohio by whatevsohio March 28, 2010