lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Laksemad 

A man fingering a woman, but gets cockblocked then stuffs the fingers he had in the girl, inside the mouth of the guy cockblocking him

Kæft en sæk, han blokerede mig fra at dyppe, så jeg gav ham en laksemad.

Laksemad by Laksemad August 5, 2019

Whop Lashers 

Large boobs in a bra that is too small for them.

Check out the Whop Lashers on that girl..... or....
Whop them Lashers out

Whop Lashers by Dick Fingers August 28, 2010

greg larsen

Greg larsen is the name of a really chessy guy that goes after freshman girls at the local Hall High School in Spring Valley, Illinois. He also tries way too hard to be funny.

Did you see that Greg Larsen is going after that freshman?\
Not surprised at all.

greg larsen by flippin hipps February 16, 2018

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

The Lapse 

An American indie band formed in late 1997. The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.

The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time.

The Lapse by Ted Leo April 23, 2008

Occam's laser 

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.

Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.

Occam's laser by HoboBullFrog May 4, 2011