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Red Kryptonite 

This is a person in which you typically would not be attracted to for a variety of reasons. Probably someone you wouldn't even be friends with. Yet for some unknown reason, when you are around this person, you start acting out of character. Your brain short circuits; common sense goes out the window; and your body goes into overdrive. You start disregarding your regular social norms and sometimes moral code. You want to act on purely erotic and selfish emotions. This person becomes an adrenaline rush. You become addicted, wanting the next high. Yet when they aren't around, you are back to your typical good person self. The best course of action is to avoid the red kryptonite because the price you will pay is rarely worth the experience.
That man is the red kryptonite to my inner Clark Kent, and I'm about to go very, very bad.
Red Kryptonite by FrancescaBella September 13, 2017
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Latin Man's Kryptonite 

A hot redhead with pale skin, green eyes and a nice ass
You ever heard of Justine Jolie?

She was a Latin Man's Kryptonite

black kryptonite 

Crystal MDMA

if you see it in large amounts, it looks like a flower of crystal. Black in the middle, fading out toward the edge..
feeling cush with my black kryptonite
black kryptonite by Salami June 11, 2006

Peasan't Kryptonite 

Peasan't Kryptonite refers to any and all information about a Rain World DLC called Downpour
Man have you heard about the new slugcats in Downpour?
Yeah I have! Thats some good Peasan't Kryptonite if i've ever seen one
Peasan't Kryptonite by VinceGucciMan February 25, 2023

Black man’s Kryptonite 

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.
Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.

arabian kryptonite 

when a man pulls out his pennis so a women
who walked out on him would come back
The arabian kryptonite is a failproof trick!

Black Woman's Kryptonite 

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.