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Geoff Collins
A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
Geoff Collins by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022
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Cheers Geoff
A method of marking the moment when a person makes an unwanted or otherwise unnecessary remark, which often adds nothing to the conversation or is completely unrelated. Timed well, this phrase can lead to embarrassment for the victim at their lack of social/conversational skills, especially in front of larger groups. Originates from the FIFA franchise, relating to touchline reporter Geoff Shreeves.
"I only started drinking coffee recently, but now I love it! Keeps me going all day" Awkward silence.. "Cheers Geoff".
Cheers Geoff by strongcrisps January 18, 2015
Mnema Geoff
American beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.
Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average
According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average
According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff"
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded.
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11”
You must search on Google "statista ideal height Mnema Geoff"
Mnema Geoff by Sedorf1995 November 26, 2021
on Geoff
Pronounced: GEE-OFF
The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
The word "on Geoff" is used to swear on something or someone, once you use this swear you have officially joined the cult.
It is used to clarify that whatever you are saying is 100% true and the person receiving the information can fully trust what you are saying.
If you break a "on Geoff" swear you have ten days to redeem yourself by giving or receiving head (AKA blowjob) if you fail this then both of your parents will be executed and when you die you will go to hell and be raped by a overaged Bill Cosbey for 100 years and then thrown into a never ending pit.
If you go a whole lifetime without breaking a "on Geoff" swear you will be rewarded by the Geoff gods and be taken to a heavenly oasis where all of the girls look like Megan Fox and Kate Upton
WARNING: Breaking an "on Geoff" will result in bad luck for the rest of your family's future generations.
Ryan: "last night I was able to jerk off beside my dad without him noticing
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
Kyle: "Ryan there is no way that is true, ill believe you if you put it "on Geoff"
Ryan: "On Geoff it happened and it was exhilarating
Kyle: "Well I 100% believe you as you put it "on Geoff"
on Geoff by The Geoff God December 16, 2020
Awkward Geoff
A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).
Awkward Geoff by Callyroadmouse January 20, 2011