Goober Fluker 

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.

Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!

Goober Fluker by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018

Kentucky fucked

An expression born out of autocorrext on reddit amidst the COVID-19 quarantine period (April 2020)
It pertains to "completely fucked"

April 19, 2020
Jane

"They got Kentucky fucked on grading"
"I hope they leave it, Kentucky fucking works"
-redditors

Kentucky fucked by ArcaneLane April 18, 2020

Bot Fucked

The experience of being frustrated to tears by having to interact with poorly optimised chat bot virtual assistant on a commercial website.

Kim tried to check some account details on his banking website last night but he kept getting bot fucked by the virtual assistant, bouncing him between useless FAQ entries and denying him access to a human.

Bot Fucked by Ernest_Hemmingroid March 9, 2021

you fucked up 

Response to someone's inability to perform an action with competence. Usually stated in a disappointed tone.

John attempted to light his cigarette while it was in his mouth but it fell to the floor. Steve was quick to berate him with the words "You fucked up."

you fucked up by Dboy123 April 13, 2008

That's fucked up 

An expression used when someone does something morally wrong, discusting or just plain weird.

"Have you ever been so upset that you've covered yourself in vasaline and cryed naked in the corner of your room?"

"Ok, that's fucked up.."

That's fucked up by RobJoness March 19, 2010

swish and flicker 

a wizard swear.

"swish and flicker - that's my favorite"

swish and flicker by ellimae July 15, 2009

cognitively fucked 

(verb). Often occurs when a person has spent an excessive amount of time in an intellectual situation (ie-- cramming for an exam, marathon seminar sessions, problem-solving) and is not longer able to process info due to mental fatigue. Even simple thinking (ie-- how do you toast bread, what is your boyfriend's sister's name?) is impaired because mentally wiped out.

You may not be physically tired, but mentally feels like you are now an e-tard.

Sally spent 12 hours straight studying for some class, and therefore is unable to describe the most basic things, like how to make a sandwich. She is now cognitively fucked.

I can't even think of a good enough example because I've been working on this stupid problem for 13 hours and now I'm cognitively fucked and want a beer.

cognitively fucked by sleepywantbeer October 2, 2009