Celching 

When you have another man cream pie ur girls pussy and then go down on her after

My boy Dylan filled my girl up and then I proceeded to clean her out with a good Celching

Celching by Dusty Rackleford June 8, 2023

Bunny-crunching 

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.

Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.

Bunny-crunching by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014

Toe crunching 

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.

"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"

Toe crunching by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017

perl clutching 

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

perl clutching by SmashTheState May 30, 2023

Dry clutching  

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

Dry clutching by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

crunching numbers 

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

crunching numbers by Slim77 July 28, 2010

double clutching 

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.

I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.

double clutching by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008