Learned the clarinet at school 

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

Learned the clarinet at school by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

green clarinet man 

somebody who thinks they're magic but looks like a twat.

Paddy Mongahan is a bit of a green clarinet man

green clarinet man by Evzy January 19, 2008

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player 

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019

devils clarinet

another name for your cock

Mike - "hey tom what did you do today?"

Tom - "O i played the devils clarinet"


Mike -"sick bastard!"

devils clarinet by Esantana89 October 20, 2007

learned the clarinet at school 

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.

"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."

learned the clarinet at school by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012

Golden Clarinet 

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

Golden Clarinet by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Cleaning the clarinet 

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

Cleaning the clarinet by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016