cappelletti 

A food for pretentious cunts, only eaten in solitude.

Joe knocks on the toilet door.
Matthew: Fuck off i'm eating my cappelletti.
Joe: Pretentious cunt.

cappelletti by Joe Birch May 10, 2008

chapelle

To chapelle a joke, is to steal someones joke and make it shitty..

Wow, that was way funnier when Owen first told that joke. He really chapelled the shit out of it.

chapelle by Aetred August 29, 2019

Dave Chapelle 

How dums-asses say "Dave Chappelle." Come on people, learn how to spell. If you do, maybe your preschool teacher will award you with a sticker because your sooooo special.

Dumbshit: Dave Chappelle iz da shiznit. haf baced iz ausome.
Person Who Can Spell: It's "Dave Chappelle." You stupid, imbread, uneducated son of a bitch!

Dave Chapelle by smart_person May 9, 2005

dave chapelle 

Guy who got paid 50 million and was supposed to have a new season of Chapelle Show in 2005. Then he gets sick and his writers quit to work on other shows.

Chapelle hires new writers, but then he judges new material unamusing. Months pass and now, even the dumbest audience members are wondering how Chapelle could have lost momentum.

He comes back to a slightly disappointed audience

Lakers were up by 20 points. But, they must have drank some kinda Dave Chapelle sports-drink 'cause they let the Pacers come back and then just barely won in overtime.

dave chapelle by HonkusSeized April 20, 2005

Chappelle Tourettes 

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

Chappelle Tourettes by westfalia December 8, 2009

dave chappelle 

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

dave chappelle by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

Michael Chappell

Old. As. Shit.

Rich Shauger, Flat Beer, Old People (obviously), Michael Chappell

Michael Chappell by Alexa Meyers January 15, 2010