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Brexit tackle 

Two footing some skill move merchant twat into the grave and showing no remorse for him, his family or the consequences of the Brexit tackle
That Cameron tosser got Brexit tackled by Nick because he was sick and tired of watching Cameron do stupid Antony spin malarkey around the pitch like a prime Neymar jr.
Brexit tackle by anonymous July 20, 2023

tickles my pickle 

when something thoroughly satisfies your needs or desires
i love getting As on my tests. that shit really tickles my pickle
tickles my pickle by mc3yee November 20, 2010

Mango Tickler

When a man inserts a rotten mango into a woman's vagina. The man then proceeds to pound the woman senseless, in turn, liquefying the mango. After the man cums inside her, he drinks the remnants of the mango from her vagina. This beverage is known as the Mango Tickler. Other fruits can be added for additional flavor.
"Did you try the Mango Tickler that Christine and I made?"
Mango Tickler by Batman vs Santa August 10, 2014

Turkey Testicle Tickler 

When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.
"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"

"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"

Shit Ticket 

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
Shit Ticket by its426 October 22, 2003

bum ticker 

American Slang, A bad heart
My uncle has a bum ticker
bum ticker by hambargarz September 5, 2006