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Billy Blumpkin 

A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.
"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"
Billy Blumpkin by Bearjewbackhand December 28, 2014

flirt blumpkin 

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet
I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt
flirt blumpkin by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

Dunkin blumpkin 

When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin

Drunken blumpkin 

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.
Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.
Drunken blumpkin by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016

Country Blumpkin 

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!
Country Blumpkin by littlestblue September 21, 2016

Salty Blumpkin 

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
Salty Blumpkin by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016