Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fitchburg Fudgepacker by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Fitler 

A stubborn oil filter, someone who over-tightens an oil filter, or the act of over-tightening an oil filter.

1. Dude, this thing won’t budge. It’s being a fitler.
2. Looks like the previous owner was a fitler. This thing won’t budge.
3. Dude, the lube shop guy totally fitlered the crap out of this.

Fitler by Elithis January 16, 2022

fitzy joke 

A joke made by someone that goes too far or extreme joke

Wow that was such a Fitzy Joke; you went to far that was such a fitzy joke

fitzy joke by Grins64 February 27, 2023

Food fitting 

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

Food fitting by dudebizho November 6, 2009

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!

“Carrrloooss!”

The FitnessGram Pacer Test by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

dylan Fitzpatrick

little tool man acting like a wool saying is dads gonna stab us ye silly little pussy kid don’t even show his face

Dylan Fitzpatrick such a wool

dylan Fitzpatrick by Itsblissbitch June 20, 2020

kitchen being fitted 

Getting out of having to pay for a meal with friends.

Sorry, I can't pay cause I just placed a deposit on a kitchen being fitted.

kitchen being fitted by Hhjb595959 November 19, 2021