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John Walters 

The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one. Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists." Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream. The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.
John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."
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Walter Johnson High School 

A High School located on Democracy Boulevard, where at lunch time probably about 65% of the school population invades the Giant right next to it. This school has a very diverse set of students. You have your preppy white rich people, your skater boys, your pot-heads, your hispanics who only speak spanish, and your nerds.
1)Don't go to giant now! The Walter Johnson High School students are in there now. You will never be done!
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i wanted it done yesterday 

used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want,
something done right away, as soon as possible, see open sesame
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday
Accountant: I need these accounts audited!
Worker: When do u need this done by??
Accountant: I wanted it done yesterday...

wasteman 

Somebody who is not doing much with their life and through their own fault, not achieved anything.
Max is 46, his parents sold their home to pay for him to go to college, he dropped out of college after the first year. After going from job to job having a problem with every boss, he decided to claim welfare. His benefits arent enough to feed his crystal meth addiction so he steals what little money his parents have left when he goes to visit them. Max used to have friends but he fell out with them as they kept calling him a Wasteman
wasteman by T DaWG January 13, 2015

Walter Whities 

Walter Whities: A synonym for tighty whities, which is in turn a synonym for briefs. “Walter Whites” is a play on the name of the fictitious character "Walter White" (a.k.a. Heisenberg) from the Breaking Bad television series. Walter White is clearly partial to tighty whities as evidenced by the many scenes in which he is without pants.
Guy: I need some new underwear.

Girl: Yes. You. Do. And, while you’re at it, would you switch from tighty whities to boxers? Your tighty whities are lame. Boxers will liven things up a bit.

Guy: Well, my Walter Whities provide the support that my boys need. I’m an active guy.

Girl: Did you say Walter Whities?

Guy: Yeah. You know, Breaking Bad? Walter White underwear scenes? Get it?

Girl: Ohhhh… Ooooo yeah… Um, forget what I said about boxers.
Walter Whities by m_piet October 9, 2013

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
Walter Mitty by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

malibu's most wanted 

a hardcore movie with a white rapper that is worse then mi mate
"yo everytime u take a piss u piss on ur balls"