national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

national douchebag day by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

Double douchebag by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Car Douchebag 

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

Car Douchebag by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Californian douchebag 

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

Californian douchebag by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

Mr.douchebag 

A idiotic guy who is stupid and is a selfish jerk
a YFM song

a guy who wears sunglasses at 2:00AM

p: dear mr.douchebag
B: we all agree that

d: you are a dumbass
A: why can't you see that

Mr.douchebag by distro saphira April 30, 2023

Schrodingers Douchebag 

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

Schrodingers Douchebag by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Cloudy Douchebag 

While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.

Jessica totally let me give her a Cloudy Douchebag last night!

Cloudy Douchebag by The only Sigma October 2, 2024