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The Meme Boy Suckle 

A sexual act for redditors and people into spousal abuse alike to participate in

The “Meme Boy Suckle” is where, during sex, you suckle the milk out of a woman’s tit and save it in your mouth. When you ejaculate you spit it in the woman’s face.
Sheril: “What are you doing?”
Chad: “The Meme Boy Suckle of course!”
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Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle 

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking
Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

system-suckers

Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015

sucked into the lie 

Consumer literature folded into "the pill" or an IUD container claims these technologies prevent-conception.

LIE

These technologies prevent-pregnancy-from-CONTINUING
Don't get sucked into the lie: true sexual intimacy is open to the gift of children, as the physiological potential for children is not removed.

stand sucker 

Someone who is so short, that he can perform a blow job without even kneeling down.
-Hey dude, want me to blow ya?
-Nfw,you stand sucker.
-Ah dammit, looks like am I ever gonna taste a cock again!
stand sucker by Milf Midget May 2, 2008

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS
example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.
Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!