The Sidewinder 

When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.

"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"

The Sidewinder by Dmay27 April 12, 2010

Sidewinder 

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)

Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.

Sidewinder by Davo October 13, 2003

sidewinder 

Racist homophobic child with agro problems. Commonly found banned from WPCSL for being a tit.

"OMFG So and so is a <censored> <censored>"

sidewinder by Anony January 2, 2005

sidewinder 

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble

I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

sidewinder by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 20, 2003

SideWinder 

There's Thumbs Up, theres Thumbs Down, and then there is the Sidewinder...take your chances, you just might get REALLY lucky.

I was playing blackjack and my cards turned up a Sidewinder, but I risked it all and hit 21!

SideWinder by Prozic December 28, 2005

Sidewinder 

when you're playing dodgeball and you're the last person on your team and someone throws a nice easy ball for you to catch, only to peg you before you have a chance to catch it.

dude 1: whoa man gym class was so intense
dude 2: what happened
dude 1: that loser mark was the last man standing on the other team and i gave him a sidewinder
dude 2: and you won
dude 1: yep, that mark kid went down like the titanic

Sidewinder by your mothers butt December 3, 2009

sidewinder pussy 

When that pussy stay stankin' up from the back and it creeepy as hell lookin'

Andy: Aye you hit Shakisha yet mah Nig
Johnny Boy: Nah bruh she got that sidewinder pussy bruh she stay stankin'

sidewinder pussy by thcaholic October 9, 2017