mow the lawn 

Three words that, when put together, become a statement that is feared by many teens and kids.

Dad: Greg! Go mow the lawn!

Greg: Dad!! Im........ uummmmm............. using the bathroom!

mow the lawn by Drew0683 June 20, 2011

mow the laundry 

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.

Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!

mow the laundry by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 30, 2016

mow mow 

n An animal, generally of the feline persuasion.

n Awww, look at that cute little mow mow.

mow mow by EllsonRose January 23, 2009

mow muffin 

The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.

The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.

mow muffin by Jim Hendricks January 2, 2007

mow down 

(n.) a conflict that results in devastating results (literally or metaphorically) to all but one of the parties involved.

(v.) the act of devastating one's competitors.

(n.) That basketball game was a total mow down. The Celtics nearly doubled the other team's score!

(v.) I was playing Call of duty and used the machine gun to mow down all my opponents

mow down by wizardofrhythmn February 21, 2011

mow the dirt 

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).

DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"

mow the dirt by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012

Mow the lawn 

to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length

I feel a lot better now that I mowed the lawn!

Did you mow the lawn earlier?

Mow the lawn by pubeless wonder October 27, 2010