um hm 

stupidist word in the world.. verbal brick wall.. relates no meaning other than the fact that it halts any further thoughts

person 1: Hi Person 2 how are you?
person 2: um hm
person 1: ...

person 1: well the weather sure is nice today
person 2: um hm
person 1: ....

um hm by mez.kinda.like.pez July 23, 2003

serbo hm 

suicidal boy that is depressive

Stop being a serbo hm be happy

serbo hm by matinezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz June 11, 2019

loops hm 

a motherfucker who is far too small for her age, she is an idiot who can't read or spell and she will not get up off of her ass even if the fucking house is on fire . if you look up the word "bitch" in a dictionary a picture of loops hm will come up

ewww it's loops hm, run for your lives bitches

loops hm by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

HM333XO 

Hyperpop Monster Universally Loved

Him: Why does everybody like him and his glitchy music? Why does everyone call him HM333XO?
Her: It's called Hyperpop and he's a Hyperpop Monster Universally Loved by everyone!

HM333XO by NateHouser December 11, 2022

HMWI 

Heavy Mad Wi' It

Acronym used (Typically in Glasgow) to describe the level of intoxication attained either by one or an observed person. Usually used by the Lower classes but is gaining popularity in certain circles of wealthy Gentlemen

Gentleman No1 "I say Archie I heard you ran into a spot of trouble with the local constabulary last night, is this true?"

Gentleman No2 "Well I was out with some of the lads of the Rugby club, we frequented some bars and enjoyed a brandy or two..as is ones want and ended up HMWI and killed a lady of the night"

Gentlemen No1 "I say you certainly ruffled some feathers, what was the charge"

Gentle man No2 "No charge, I merely explained that my family were very wealthy. We had a brief chuckle over the incident and that was it really...so all in all a good night"

HMWI by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008

H&M 

The act of stripping naked, tying one of your ankles to your friend's ankle, and ramming your cocks as hard as possible in the asses of two girls who are very tightly conjoined by a shackle around their torsos, in that order.

Vanilla sex bored Joe and Donald, prompting them to do the H&M with their girlfriends.

H&M by Yopmail User February 24, 2023

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world

Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W by The real G MANS February 23, 2021