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Fuzzy Warbler 

When a girl drinks a glass of champagne and you place your balls in her mouth while she gargles, creating a jacuzzi effect for your testicles
Good god, after Liz gave me that Fuzzy Warbler, I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollack
Fuzzy Warbler by Big Rabes March 26, 2009

fuzzy flounder fishing 

tring to find and have sex with a women
lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

Fuzzy Muppet 

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.
"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"
Fuzzy Muppet by Sproketmonkey February 6, 2010

fuzzy beef curtain 

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body
I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain

Fuzzy bunny 

Refers to the pseudo-idealistic and often abjectly hypocritical sensibilities of the bug-eyed positive-energy-only-or-else people.
The fuzzy bunny girl was obviously offended by the truth of the matter; truth often gets misconstrued as negative-speak.
Fuzzy bunny by Danny Durden July 31, 2020

Fuzzy nurdles 

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"
Fuzzy nurdles by K H July 25, 2008