Clingy 

When an adorable lovable person constantly touches you to show that they're compassionate & care about you. These people aren't out to get you, or are weird or want a weird sexual relationship with you, they're just very loving & caring people. Don't be rude, they're just showing they care. If being clingy is a bad thing to you, you need to see a psychologist soon.

Eric : She's hot but she's to clingy, I don't wanna date her.

Jon : Dude, she touches everybody. She's just being nice. Your crazy ..

Clingy by olizu May 19, 2010

clingons 

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

clingons by Drew October 20, 2004

g-string cling 

The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.

Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

g-string cling by g-othermal October 17, 2008

clingy 

A Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Significant Other who doesn't know the definition of "space"

Christina is wayyyy to clingy.

clingy by SucksForYou May 6, 2009

Clingy 

When a person becomes annoying by always wanting to be around you, talking to you, calling you and just basically suffocating you.

I see why Robert doesn't like Kelly. She won't leave his fuckin' ass alone. What a clingy bitch!

Clingy by LIL23K January 10, 2009

Clinger 

Someone who you regret meeting due to them being around all the time.

Person A: "Man, look at Billy, always following John around."
Person B: "I'm glad I didn't meet Billy, he's such a clinger."

Clinger by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

Cling-ons 

Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}

An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.

As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.

Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.

Cling-ons by CraigUnderscore February 8, 2009