hockey carlton 

While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.

hockey carlton

hockey carlton by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013

Hot Carlton

A sex act where you poop into a sweatervest over someone's face while listening to Tom Jones' greatest hits.

Damn, man, did you hear John gave her a Hot Carlton?

Hot Carlton by GKWenceslas November 3, 2011

ritz carlton 

Dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. The best ones are the ones in Palm Beach, Florida and the one in Pasadena, Cali which is not a ritz anymore but still looks da same. Its DOPE LAKERS, TRIVIUM, PIXIE ACIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dribble Rock lIke wade and bounce like shaq. like an ounce of raw, fuck, feedin my son is a must. I make you want to pull yo lip over yoself and just swallow yoself- DIZ HOTEL IS OFF DA CHAIn, ITS DA RITZ Carlton BIATCH
JUELZ/THEGAME
DIPSET/BWS

ritz carlton by Tommy Smoove February 14, 2008

The Shitz Carlton 

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.

Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

The Shitz Carlton by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Pulling A Carlton 

A facade in which one acts incredibly nice and proper, like Carlton from Fresh Prince, no matter how hood he is or appears. Usually the only way a black guy can ever hope to avoid a traffic ticket. Some dudes will pull a Carlton to impress parents, employers, school faculty members, etc.

Dude 1: So I pulled a California stop at this street sign thinking nobody was around, but then this small town cop made me pull over.

Dude 2: Damn, man. Did you get a ticket?

Dude 1: Nah, I played it chill by pulling a Carlton. Just got a warning and he drove off.

Dude 2: Ha-ha, nice!

Pulling A Carlton by FatherofGray November 22, 2015

dirty carlton 

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

dirty carlton by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Hot Carlton

Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you.

when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he's got a hot carlton- her dookey on his chest

Hot Carlton by xxxDavexxx October 25, 2006