Bruce Almighty 

1. A biopic about Bruce Campbell. Starring Jim Carey as Bruce Campbell and Morgan Freeman as God.

2. Nickname of b-movie icon Bruce Campbell.

1. Guy 1: I don't think Bruce Almighty is about Bruce Campbell, dude.

Guy 2: You shut your whore mouth if you think you can besmirch the good name of Bruce Campbell.

2. Bruce Campbell killed so many demons, hell spawns, zombies, and just general ugly things that he shall henceforth be know as Bruce Almighty.

Bruce Almighty by Ram Saimi February 22, 2012

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap 

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

The Lord Almighty 

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?

The Lord Almighty by Yert 69 January 9, 2020

Bruce Almighty Moon 

A story or art piece where the moon is much larger or closer than it actually is in real life. This is based on the movie Bruce Almighty, where the protagonist brings the moon closer to the Earth.

Despicable Me has a scene with a Bruce Almighty Moon that was caused by Gru stealing the moon

Bruce Almighty Moon by AMP.com March 18, 2022

Sir Kevin the Almighty 

Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness. His dictatorship has rained justice upon all which he reigns as a benevolent king and a beloved ruler of alpaca LLand (haha see what i did there). He has a buttler (haha im so mature) chicken who has been described as a penguin who is a turkey.

Person 1: Yo, dude, you hear about Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness?
Person 2: Oh ya betcha.

Sir Kevin the Almighty by SirKevin December 26, 2018

Bruce Almighty 

1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit

1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!

Bruce Almighty by Jonni S March 18, 2004

Burn Almighty 

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.

Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!

Burn Almighty by HugeBreasticle March 25, 2005