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A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.
I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.
Zamboni by Bob Growler October 7, 2007
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Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object
'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"
Zambonious by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Zamboner 

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).
Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!
Zamboner by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner 

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.
When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!
Zamboner by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003
A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.
That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.
Zamboni by maxweyl1 January 8, 2009

Table Zamboni 

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
Table Zamboni by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009