wobbly top hat
When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
wobbly top hat by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
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Chocolate Top Hat
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
Chocolate Top Hat by Turdgod December 27, 2016
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french top hat
French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
french top hat by End_owled December 4, 2017
horizontal top hat
horizontal top hat by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
Salisbury Top Hat
“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
“What is that?”
“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”
“Wow you should buy him a ring!”
Salisbury Top Hat by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019
Small top hat
Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
Small top hat by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023