toddler punch 

This is a veriation on the baby punch.
While running through the mall you punch a toddler in the face whithout breaking your stride. This should startle the unsuspecting parent. Yes you can do a combo, two or more toddlers or babys will be needed for a combo.

'Man this burrito is good, after I finish this I'm going toddler punching'.

toddler punch by Big-Bad-Gob September 3, 2006

toddler 

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

toddler by read a book February 16, 2008

President Toddler 

The 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

"Despite the negative press covfefe"
Random User: Well, shit. President toddler's at it again!

President Toddler by De Lumpdumper October 29, 2017

90s toddler 

Anyone born between 1988 and 1997 (could also be 1989-1998, but most commonly it is 1988-1997).

If you're born in 1996, you are a 90s toddler.

90s toddler by QQBoy2 June 6, 2013

toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.

Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner

toddler boner by blindpouch April 6, 2011

toddler 

Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.

I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.

toddler by Rachael September 26, 2004

Toddler 

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

Toddler by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009