TBS 

Acronym for too busy shitting. When your ass turns into a fire hose and you’re too busy painting the toilet bowl to care about anything else. This isn’t just a quick trip—it’s an ass-blasting masterpiece that leaves you questioning every life choice that brought you here. Use this as the ultimate excuse when you’re too busy destroying the porcelain throne to deal with people.

Yo, why didn’t you text me back last night?”
“Man, I was TBS—felt like my insides were auditioning for The Exorcist.”

TBS by kylebarnssss December 5, 2024

TBS 

Type Brown Shit - When you on some brown activities.

Sanika: exists
Everyone else: You on some TBS typeshit bro

TBS by adarshb April 11, 2024

tbs 

this bitch said

tbs “ahhh😹😹 poor you,”😂😂

nahhh tbs she funna bash my car windows

tbs by lele2smart June 29, 2024

Tbs 

Talk about something

tbs , whatchu wanna talk about so the conversation dont get dry

Tbs by Nicoleie January 4, 2025

TBS very funny

not funny at all (so-named due to all of the un-funny shit promoted as "TBS very funny")

Megan: Hey, did you see 'The Ugly Truth'? That Gerard Butler is very funny.

Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.

TBS very funny by ChuckChaser69 November 5, 2009

TBS 13 

True Brown Style 13 - The largest gang nation in the Philippines.

History

On the 5th day on the month of May of 1991,"True Blunt Sistaz 13"was introduced by Fil-Mex Girls from New Mexico At first,all members were girls. After a year the founder and the members went back to the states. So the rest of the members namely Rowena,Ogie,Gialdy and the other ladies welcomed guys at Robinsons Galleria like Don Lucas and his boys TBS 13 was made with Bloods and Crips due to the misunderstanding of the members. On 1993 Galleria became the Blood side of TBS13 and Quad Makati was born the Crip side headed by Joseph "Satan" with the help of Meynard "Dorobo" also known as "Padrino". 1995 was the year when TBS13 was active in Tondo and the first chapter was called "Solis Trues" founded by Stylus from Quad and Angel Creep from Galleria with the help of Dranreb "C-Style" and "Levies Bastardo" Joined force of the Bloods & Crips.And followed by the next Chapter in Blumentritt headed by Jasper from Galleria with the help of Van"Spoon" which represent Bloodside.Because of having more Guys than Girls in the Gang,True Blunt Sistaz 13 was changed to "True Brown Style 13" on 1996. And on this year the "Burn" to the members who wants to join was implemented.

Today most of the True Brown Style Hoods/Barrios no longer claim to be Bloods nor Crips. Not its TBS13 Southside for Blue Bandana users & TBS14 Northside for Red Bandana users. TBS13 Hoods that Claim Bloods & Crips are Fake TBS13 gang members.

TBS 13 Tondo
TBS 13 Paranaque

TBS 13 by bp_krye13 May 9, 2010

TBS funny 

Disregarding the TBS logo, TBS funny is the total opposite of funny. Perhaps unfunny. Also, a sarcastic remark to make when someone says something they think is funny, but definitely is not.

Jim: "Don't you love Chris Rock? Isnt he funny"

John: "Yeah man, he's TBS funny."

TBS funny by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010