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pooch (v) - to act poochingly, with playful disregard.
what do you mean you didn't do your homework ? Were you being a pooch ?
pooch by jamover December 28, 2005
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pooch poochie poochy Pooched poochina poocha poochin poocher Poochi pooching
When you have poo on your gooch.
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
Pooch by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009
The combination of the anus and vagina, basically a 'poo cooch'
I saw some weird pooch porn the other day. As gross as it was it was kind of a turn on...
pooch by Swyss December 25, 2008
pooch (v. tr.)
- to fall asleep; to pass out
- has gone to sleep

pooched (v. intr.)
- to be asleep
I'm so tired, I'm about ready to pooch.
-- Where's John? -- Pooched on the couch.
When did you finally pooch last night?
pooch by mickeyb1ueeyes July 16, 2008
When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce
Pooch by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015
A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.
Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.
Pooch by Eggyg94 December 17, 2015