Girth Control 

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.

It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.

Girth Control by octopus-5 January 25, 2010

Girth Girl 

fuck boy female equivalent

Big Titty Bertha stroked her chin, bit her lip, and whispered
“Fuuuuck”
Felipe jogged over to the hottie and shouted, “damn, you’re one girth girl.”

Girth Girl by xashpash February 20, 2021

Girth Purse 

A girth purse is a vagina with abnormally large lips or clitoris making it difficult for penetration because of the swollen mass of flesh engulfing male genatalia...and is also where YOUR money is going into.

Stacy almost ripped my penis right off with her girth purse!

Girth Purse by m1dnite October 2, 2009

girth monkeys 

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

girth monkeys by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

Girth Spirt 

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.

Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."

Girth Spirt by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009

Girth worm 

Dead penis.

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!

Girth worm by vealteen March 14, 2010

girth nap 

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.

The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.

girth nap by Aidscurescancer August 15, 2014