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Erectional Energy 

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.
I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.
Erectional Energy by Curry_spice January 11, 2012
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Screaming erections 

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!
An annoying twat who can't even clean a room properly.
"Dammit Eren, clean it again."
Eren by Levi Ackerman September 7, 2014

Eren Yeager

Eren Yeager (derogatory) is the main protagonist,antagonist, and hero of the anime attack on titan. He is most notably known as ‘EREN YEAGER’ or ‘Daddy’.
Gabi: “Eren YEAGER”.
Eren Yeager by .Kakashi. March 2, 2021

status erecticus

Term used to describe a prolonged erection with, seemingly, no end in sight.
Matt R. complained of status erecticus whenever he worked with Waseem.

erectizon 

when you wake up in the morning and can't see beyond your blanket due to morning stiffness
Julia: "Good morning, sweety! You see that lovely sunrise?"

Sam: "Babe, all I see is the erectizon!" ...
erectizon by ricci-s February 23, 2009

bonus erectus 

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody
Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011