Fridge Coma

When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.

Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???

Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.

Fridge Coma by Jerz973 July 9, 2010

dick coma 

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

dick coma by Shaunology February 26, 2015

Christian Coma 

An incredibly funny guy that finds humor in everything. Can go crazy laughing at any given moment. Loved by everyone. Hilarious.

Wow, he's such a Christian Coma!

Christian Coma by OhMyJinxx November 17, 2011

Pussy coma 

When the pussy so good you fall into a deep sleep after sex and don't even remember falling asleep.

pussy coma Damn, that cat was so good it put me in a pissy coma and I don't even remember falling asleep.

Pussy coma by Jokerk February 23, 2017

Pho Coma 

A coma induced by comsuming an amazing bowl of Vietnamese Noodles known as Pho.

Symptons; drowsiness, happyness, orgasms, blurred vision, lazyness, and the smell of pho on your clothes.

Shaun, Dez, & Kel, have frequent near death experiences due to driving home at 3a.m. with a pho coma.

Pho Coma by DezasterousBreezey June 16, 2010

Fuck Coma

A fuck coma occurs when you've been fucked so good you have multiple orgasms and you keep having them even though your body can't move anymore and your energy is drained completely.

"He fucked me so good last night I went into a fuck coma."

Fuck Coma by E&JProductions69 December 14, 2013

coldplay coma 

A coldplay coma is when someone locks themselves up in a dark room, curls up into a ball engulfed by a blanket, (can sometimes be in a bed but often times happens over a heating vent) and listens to coldplay for hours on end. Someone usually has a coldplay coma to clam themselves down after a depressing, stressful or traumatic event.

After she broke up with him, he went into a coldplay coma in his room.

coldplay coma by ignoredangstyteen January 29, 2014