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Blatched 

Pinning a serious crime on someone else.

"I got me this job one time busin' tables at a country club. So I could case all these big rich pricks that come in. So I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and this tasty bitch he was with. That's the best part. She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. And he's the one they pinned it on."

Elmo Blatch, convicted fellon.
I heard he was blatched by this heavy set dude, now he's doing a 50 year stretch!
Blatched by Jones The Bond August 5, 2016
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Church of Blanchett 

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.
"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

Blanched 

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.
Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.
Blanched by captmurk November 13, 2013

Blanched 

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".
"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs
Blanched by PHILSON October 21, 2011

Blanched 

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election
Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.
Blanched by Jon Tester October 20, 2019
Originating in Northern California, a Bancher is one who has mastered whatever it is they do.
That little bancher just kick-flipped a 28-stair.
That guy just got barreled for over a minute, what a bancher.
bancher by polobancher October 11, 2006

Blanching 

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.
"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."
Blanching by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010