bitched 

The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.

"Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan."

bitched by rsdudm August 8, 2009

bitched 

Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands*
Person 1: Bitch.
Person 2: Huh? Oh damn. I got bitched.

bitched by technicoloursunshine June 30, 2007

bitched up

another word for pussywiped

dude 1: hey, you know micheal's not drinkin cus his lady wont let him?
dude 2: damn, he's bitched up

bitched up by portugee March 17, 2008

Bitched 

Someone who has been ditched by a bitch.

Guy1: Dude what's wrong with you? you look terrible. What happened last night?

Guy2: I've been Bitched. <:|

Bitched by manilaman July 31, 2011

Cheers, Birches.

A celebratory phrase used to share enthusiasm for an impending event. While staying appropriate for the general public, this exclamation can be enjoyed by individuals of all ages. Made famous by the Birch tree, the party animal of the botanical kingdom. This phrase, in written text, is typically accompanied by the round tree emoji on the Apple iPhone.

Make sure to wear your dazzling hickie-hider to the Turtlenexx & Boxed Wine party tonight! Cheers, Birches.

Cheers, Birches. by GragnolaBar December 20, 2017

bitched 

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

bitched by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

Gang bitched 

A verb describing the act of three or more persons abrasively lecturing a single individual as a force of unity.

"I was talking to Carissa about popping the nasty zit on her nose, when a bunch of her friends jumped in and gang bitched me about my acne. I didn't have a chance, it was five to one."

Gang bitched by Gribby Bullock April 7, 2008