PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

portapotaphobic 

when you'd rather hold the urge to use the restroom rather then use a porta potty because of the smell, thee utter dread of the unknown walking into a porta potty, the germs, the wait, the lack of toilet paper, or the standing liquid mess around the porta potty ( be it mud, water from the cleaning crew, vomit, or urine and ??? leaking out on to the ground. eeek! )

i really have to go but i'm so dang portapotaphobic i'm not even risking it. i'd rather just hold it or run home.

portapotaphobic by sweetresidue May 18, 2014

portapotty poop 

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.

Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG

portapotty poop by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011

portadown

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

portadown by Dirge September 19, 2004

postporne 

to postpone something because you are viewing porn

Sorry, I'm going to have to postporne lunch. Cum back in 5.

postporne by inlineofire March 11, 2016

portajohn 

A mobile encasement with a toilet.

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.

portajohn by Dude. April 28, 2003