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fun man lotion 

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.
"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

Man Function 

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date
Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

man funk 

man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious man funk goin' on.
man funk by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

man funk 

The particularly foul smell in which males give off.
Yo dude! get some deodorant! you got some serious man funk goin' on!!
man funk by Miss Edgar November 25, 2010

fat man's funk 

The odor near or around an obese individual. Usually after exercise or before challenges. Fat man's funk is usually associated with sweat, dried urine, spit, and or dried shit usually due to improper wiping.
After a long sweaty indoor soccer game Max was quite sweaty and smelled of fat man's funk

"Dude what is that awful smell?"
"thats gotta be Jame's fat man's funk"
fat man's funk by MX xav July 21, 2009

that man has funny eyebrows 

the sentence my mum said when i asked her to say a sentence
me : "give me a sentence"
mum: "that man has funny eyebrows"