Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

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A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

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Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

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A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

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A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

wankspanner by Wigda May 11, 2006

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A sponge one keeps by his bedside to wank upon so as not to cause a mess.

Tim: "Hey derek, look at my bloody wanksponge!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly"

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Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

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