bodice 

the clothes on a woman that hides the things most men long to see

As Jack Sparrow said,"Unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice...unlikely..."

bodice by knowsitallthetime May 14, 2016

bodice ripper 

An historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual sex, which becomes consensual. The book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.

She read a couple bodice rippers every week.

bodice ripper by Amaranth March 29, 2004

bodice-ripper

A book labeled "Historical Romance" that is really just written porn for middle-aged women.

Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.

bodice-ripper by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011

bodice ripper 

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male

I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers

bodice ripper by Cornholio September 25, 2003

Two-Bodied 

When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.

The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.

Two-Bodied by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018

Get Bodied 

To be destroyed, physically or verbally.

Guy: *gets spiked by Ganondorf on his last stock*
Everyone: “OMG GET BODIED!!!”

Get Bodied by LordFarquad30 August 30, 2020

Bodied it 

Bodied it is a term that comes from the original bodied, meaning killed or destroyed something. Bodied it means to succeed or nail something, much like killed it for example.

Marvin: how’d you do on final exam Carl?

Carl: I bodied it bro!
Marvin: I’m so happy for you!

Bodied it by Cursed human February 15, 2020