Careface 

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.

"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.

Careface by workboots91 March 25, 2008

careface 

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

careface by zak May 12, 2004

careface 

used on the internet created in the gaming comunity.. means i dont care in a strong sarcastic way.

A> I got owned
B> careface

careface by dj_rodri_ss December 23, 2004

careface 

a face that doesn't care. mainly used by people from the south of england. used mainly in chatrooms. usually said after a comment that a person has made that has no impact upon someone elses life.

jack:some guy wanst to know if i can play football for his team this sunday.
paul:careface!!

careface by karl9999 April 11, 2008

careface 

:o

^ thats hte careface

A: I just got hacked
B: :o Careface

careface by Violat0r January 7, 2005

Carlface 

An expression of frustration, disgust, or antipathy, depicted by the balding, portly neighbor Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force placing a hand on his forehead with a look of utter loathing.

Similar to *facepalm*

Person A: Hey man, did you hear that new Kid Rock song? Man, that guy is awesome!

Person B: *Carlface*

Carlface by The Mango 55 October 8, 2008

Carface 

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006