Paperism

A cult in which you use paper for writing instead of typing. Paperists often believe that cell phones cause cancer. They also seem to think paper is unlimited. Paperists are often boomers who don't know how to type or use a computer

Boomer: I support paperism, I do not want to use these fancy gadgets

Paperism by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

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paperism

raping of a piece of paper

imma fuck that paper
thats paperism@!

paperism by cocksucker4949 September 15, 2017

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paperism • Anti-Paperism • Pagerism

Anti-Paperism

The belief that paper is a waste of money, time, and resources and can be replaced by computers. Boomers are often opposed to it and so is the paper industry. A person who believes it is called an anti-paperist

Me: I believe in anti-paperism. There is no reason we need paper, all it does is waste resources
Boomer: But computers are hard to use and think about the paper industry
Me: Ok boomer

Anti-Paperism by mrguy122345 May 5, 2021

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pagerism

When one references a news or science article they didn't actually read, but rather saw only the title and first couple lines of the article on Facebook or a similar website.

1: "Hey, I read this really interesting article about the school to prison pipeline the other day?"
2: "Did you actually read it though, or did you just see someone post it on Facebook?"
1: "...yeah one of my friends posted it. Sorry, that's pagerism."

pagerism by Mr Adventure July 5, 2015

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Pagerism

Similar to plagiarism, pagerism is the act of saying a quote that is a Facebook fan page to your friends, and taking credit for it as your own.

Dave: "Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink."

*Everybody Laughs

Luke: "Dude you got that on Facebook. That's pagerism, noob."

*Silence

Pagerism by a7776gh4 October 25, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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