paintballing 

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.

mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."

paintballing by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007

paintballing 

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron

Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.

paintballing by PC y E August 5, 2008

paintballing 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.

Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.

paintballing by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011

Paintballing 

The sport of "rocking" other people by shooting them with a paintball gun formaly known as the "marker" followed by severe humiliation and ridicule.

damn i smoked jimmies ass when we went paintballing last week. Then i emasculated him by stealing his girlfriend!

Paintballing by Fever for the Flava April 22, 2006

Paintballing 

It is where you shoot peopel with paint

Doug went paintballing to get in cappy's pants

dougy "Hey cappy, am gonna stick up for you and nail macpringled"

Cappy: "yeah, i must not have any other friends if i'm taking her"

Paintballing by allymacthesac October 31, 2005

pinballing 

The act of bumping into walls en route to your destination like a game of pinball. Usually induced by massive quantities of alcohol and often precedes the act of calling dinosaurs.

Check it out, Keur is pinballing again. Get him a bucket.

pinballing by fatlipper February 6, 2010

Pinballing 

A common occurrence frequently seen at social gatherings. When you are intoxicated to the point where you are still able to stand but when attempting to ambulate you ricochet off one item and are redirected toward another. This pattern typically continues till you are no longer upright or you have ricochet into an object that has provided support ie: chair, friend, pole etc.

I was so lit, all I remember was pinballing through the crowd while everyone was watching the band.

Four or five shots of this and you’ll be pinballing your way to the bathroom.

Check out that girl, she’s freakin pinballing off of everyone on the dance floor.

Dude, you don’t want to be the guy in the video who pinballed right into the pool... have some coffee.

Pinballing by TwoTzus July 14, 2018