ass coffee 

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

ass coffee by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

ass coffee 

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

ass coffee by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

ass coffee 

when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.

mike, last night that Pabst blue ribbon brewed a nice pot of ass coffee for this morning.

ass coffee by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007

Brewing a pot of ass coffee 

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

Brewing a pot of ass coffee by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011

Coffee Ass 

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016

coffee ass 

the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.

After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.

coffee ass by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013

coffee ass 

Something that smells like ass yet is similar to a coffee smell. Aka kinda smells like shit.

Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!

coffee ass by greenmetblue July 5, 2016