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Woodmans 

A hillbilly grocery store in the midwest that uses unconventional tactics such as purchasing the worst produce and meat and refusing to accept credit cards from customers in order to pay their useless, rude and entitled employees over-inflated salaries, purchase tons of TV ad time and raise profits.
I presented my American Express to the Woodmans cashier in order to pay for my over-priced rotten meat, brown bananas and dried out lemons and was rudely told that only Link and Debit were accepted.

Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?
Woodmans by JeffStone October 27, 2013

woodmansterne school 

hell on earth. avoid this school at all costs. the teachers are shit and all of them hate you for stupid reasons. the kids are neeky and look like something out of looney tunes. if you go to this school you will suffer from ptsd, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, and bipolar disorder by the end. nobody likes you in woodmansterne because everybody there hates themselves for deciding to go to the school. don't go to woodmansterne, save yourself before it's too late. trust me.
random person: omg i went to literally any other school it was so great!
person from woodmansterne: i went to woodmansterne school and now i want to kill myself

Woodmans 

An awesome grocery with good priced food and where mostly poor people shop there. People fight over food stamps there, throw shit on the floor there, brake stuff and put it back, and steal food out of the packaging.
Woodmans is soooo ghetto
Woodmans by ytytyt August 21, 2012

woodmansterne secondary

a school which is a primary and secondary and is thought to be the most neekiest skl in lambeth. if you find them, don’t interact, weird species of human and the children there are nerds. you will become depressed from going to this school, save yourself.
outsider: what school do you go?

person from woodmansterne: woodmansterne secondary why?

*outsider blocks person who goes to woodmansterne*

Woodmansterne School 

also known as the Professional Evidence Avoiders, the P.E.A. for short, Woodmansterne School never listens to you. especially Samantha Palin (also known as Zombie by many). don't go to their sixth form.
the antonym for amazing is Woodmansterne School!

Woodmansterne School 

An adjective used to describe extremely horrific things. This word would be used in instances where there are simply no other words to describe the shocking, horrendous event or thing that has happened/is going on. You can also just say Woodmansterne instead of Woodmansterne School.
Person 1: "Hitler was so Woodmansterne!"
Person 2: "I know right, he probably went to Woodmansterne School too! You know how those people turn out to be...."