mendocino 

A pacific coastal county that used to be ran by racist red necks. However, thanks to gentrification it is now full of hipsters, swanky restaurants and coffee shops.

im going to Mendocino this weekend for a hike then going to brunch!

mendocino by Mendociiiiiino August 16, 2016

Mendocino Snail Trail 

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

Mendocino Snail Trail by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Mendocino Greeno 

Dope weed from Mendocino or the Emerald Triangle. The term originates from the cancelled sitcom My Name Is Earl.

Boy do I love that Mendocino Greeno!

Mendocino Greeno by Dr. Prestige Worldwide, MD January 23, 2010

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality) 

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality) by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Lake Mendocino 

The best fucking Lake in Northern Cali!
Lake Mendocino is the best- I don't know WHY- but all I know is that it is.
I have been going to that lake for hella years- like since I was like... a baby and shit...

This year for Memorial Day Weekend- we got the best campsite their. My 2 good friends Addie RosalesAND Tianna Smart are goign and we are going to get FUCKED UP!!!!!

May 27-31st. :D

My friends and I were in my dads old truck and we were all really drunk- screaming and swearing- so the guy who owned that campsite called the cops on us- and I told him to "Suck A dick"- so I got the cops called on me and was puking the whole night


Another example of Lake Mendocino- is when my dads friend Steve Carney took his boat out on the lake at like- 1 AM- and he ran out of gas- so he was stranded out their for the whole night.... Yup- Good times...

Lake Mendocino by Remy's Bitch February 8, 2005

mendacious 

1. telling lies, esp. habitually; dishonest; lying; untruthful:
2. false or untrue:

a mendacious person
a mendacious report

mendacious by jake foster February 23, 2007

mendaciloquence 

The capacity to speak in a deceitful, but artful and convincing way.

Senator Obama was elected president largely on the basis of his stirring mendaciloquence.

mendaciloquence by Mendaciloquent October 13, 2011