Mendozing

Verb. Mendozing is the act of getting with your friends ex.

"You're Mendozing bro, i thought we were friends."
" Don't Mendoza me bro."

by alloraricci111 December 9, 2021

Mendozing

Verb. Mendozing or Mendoza is the male form of getting with your friends ex.

"Don't be a Mendoza, bro."
"Dude that's my ex, you're Mendozing me."

by alloraricci111 December 9, 2021

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Mendocino Greeno

Dope weed from Mendocino or the Emerald Triangle. The term originates from the cancelled sitcom My Name Is Earl.

Boy do I love that Mendocino Greeno!

by Dr. Prestige Worldwide, MD January 23, 2010

Mondoing

The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.

(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"

by mondobike August 25, 2010

menoring

this is a type of drug for menopause
it is when a ring is inserted high into the vagina and worn for up to 3weeks. in order to relieve menopausial depression.
Merchandise such as pens t-shirts and trainers are available with this word on them.

"holy shit i've been using this menoring pen for months im gonna have to wash my blazer and hands asap"

by Barnskiano and Beard November 15, 2005

like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010