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Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon
"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"
Related Words
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Punty McOnebar 

Nickname of Scott Player of the Arizona Cardinals, the only NFL player that wears a one bar face mask.
Punty McOnebar is out to punt.
Punty McOnebar by Steven Paul December 14, 2008
Pant-see (adj)

To be over dominant for the respective situation.

To be "wearing the pants" (like in a relationship) unnecessarily.
Laquisha: "Tyrone, chill tf out and stop being so pantsy"
pantsy by Erinnealsarah January 17, 2016
punty, adj, Describes a person who is short, and tries to make up for it by acting extremely angry and agressive towards taller people.
You will often times hear a punty person talking about how bad it sucks to be short.
Jay yelled at me today for what seemed like no reason. Later I heard him mumbling about how it sucked that he couldn't reach the cookies on the top shelf and no one would help him. He sure is a punty fellow.
punty by Jack Bass July 12, 2004
If your trying to say pussy,but in a friendly way, just say punsy!
"that motherfriccer John is such a punsy"
Punsy by Ninkafrfr May 10, 2018

antsy in the pantsy 

The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!