Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

crotched 

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

crotched by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

Cretcher 

Some combination of a creeper, stalker and/or a sketchy person. Usually found watching other people without them noticing.

My God, Brittney was watching them all night; she's such a cretcher!

Cretcher by -Supafly- December 16, 2008

crotchedy 

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

crotchedy by the jacknife December 28, 2003

crotched 

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

crotched by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

Crotched 

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

Crotched by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

crotched 

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

crotched by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005