Strawed 

When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop

"Man, I was so Strawed this morning. Thank god Rachel drove me."

Strawed by Bringingitwayback April 28, 2016

strawpedo 

Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!

strawpedo by Andy November 19, 2004

stragedy 

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

stragedy by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

strawdairy 

If it is strawberry and dairy then it is strawdairy

Examples of strawdairy include but don't limit to:
Strawberry milk
Strawberry cake
Strawberry ice cream

Strawberry coffee (no, don't)

strawdairy by My yee 2 March 21, 2021

cunt-strewed

Promiscuous; slutty

When she partied she got all cunt-strewed, throwing her pussy all over the place, offering it to anyone and everyone that was interested, ending up in every bedroom with a different guy.

cunt-strewed by maxrelax April 4, 2011

Stragedy 

1. When your strategy fail
2. When your strategy leads to a tragedy or failure

(when you are playing chess with your friends and you just got pwned) Man,I was so close at beating you but my strategy becomes a STRAGEDY.

Stragedy by Vedaxx March 12, 2010

strawdriver 

When you mix vodka and strawberry juice together.

"dude you gotta use compliments or fruite strawberry juice to make a tasty strawdriver"

strawdriver by emmie123 November 20, 2007