merkel
merkel by thewordster September 8, 2008
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Merkel
verb
1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.
see also: swede
1) in a general sense, to screw over people of a particular background.
2) to fuck everything up and ruin things for everybody involved, including themselves.
3) to cast shame on a group of people for past wrongdoing as reason to engage in widespread ethnic masochism.
see also: swede
1) Now Merkel is merkeling again because Germany merkeled 70 years ago.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
2) Don't you dare invite Hakim to my party. I've put too much time getting it perfect and he's just going to merkel it.
Merkel by RIP Europe April 22, 2017
Related Words
merkel • merkeled • merkeling • Merkel Circle • Merkel Effect • merkelfaced • merkelfeiny • merkelicious • merkelismus • Merkelist
Merkel
A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.
Merkel by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
Merkel
Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
Merkel by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 5, 2009
Merkel
A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.
Merkel by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010
Merkel
A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.
Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.
merkel
While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.