FAUGH 

FAUGH
faf, phahf verb (used without object)

1. Releasing a Fart amidst a powerful laugh. Usually resulting is a tight sounding introduction due to trying not to fart and once relased, the tone deepens and relaxes due to the "i dont give a phuque anymore" feeling once it cant be stopped...

Mary faughed during her stand up routine and boy did she need that crowd uproar to save her act...

My girl used to tell me jokes while I received fellatio but not after my faugh left her with fmist (fecal mist) on her chin...

FAUGH by PhysiksMIA November 29, 2012

faugh 

Verb - When you flatulate or 'fart' and laugh simultanously. The technique can be used to either cover up the sound of tearing ass by means of a laugh, however quite often the laugh or flatulance are often reciprocatory, that is either one often times will cause the onset of the other.
faughed, fauging, faugher

You ever been in a meeting with Bob after lunch, he's a serial faugher.
Man, did you catch when bob faughed during that presentation, he didnt fool me.

faugh by shooooteh November 10, 2004

Faugh a Ballagh 

A battle cry of Irish origin meaning 'clear the way' was first used as a regimental motto of the Royal Irish Fusiliers back in and now the motto of the Royal Irish Regiment. It was adopted by the the Fusiliers back in 1798 after the exploits of Sgt Patrick Masterson at the Battle of Barossa as he attacked the French ranks. Has also been used as regimental mottoes of battalions in the American Cival War such as the 69th New York Volunteer Infantry and the 55th Battalion of the Australian 5th Division in WW1. Clear The Way!

Sgt Paddy Masterson cried faugh a ballagh as he led his troops in to battle.

Faugh a Ballagh by smirnoff.1965 November 21, 2010

Fauchovah's Witness 

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Fauchovah 

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.

“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

Fauchovah by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

Flaughter 

(Noun) To expel a quick fart while laughing.

Watching Family Guy brought me into Flaughter

Flaughter by Christopher-Knight January 19, 2014