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For idiots who can't spell "fought"
"He fought with his friend because he was told he couldn't spell faught"
Faught by Big fat banana dick July 18, 2016
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Faught Faught Joke Faughten faughter faughty Fraught Faght FIUGHT faugh Fought

Faught Joke 

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
Faught Joke by Ryan December 27, 2003

Flaughter 

(Noun) To expel a quick fart while laughing.
Watching Family Guy brought me into Flaughter
Flaughter by Christopher-Knight January 19, 2014

Faugh a Ballagh 

A battle cry of Irish origin meaning 'clear the way' was first used as a regimental motto of the Royal Irish Fusiliers back in and now the motto of the Royal Irish Regiment. It was adopted by the the Fusiliers back in 1798 after the exploits of Sgt Patrick Masterson at the Battle of Barossa as he attacked the French ranks. Has also been used as regimental mottoes of battalions in the American Cival War such as the 69th New York Volunteer Infantry and the 55th Battalion of the Australian 5th Division in WW1. Clear The Way!
Sgt Paddy Masterson cried faugh a ballagh as he led his troops in to battle.
Faugh a Ballagh by smirnoff.1965 November 21, 2010

Faughnan 

Strong, short-tempered Irish hoodlum(s). Although fierce in nature, they are known to have a kind and gentle heart to those they love. Get on their bad side though, and you'll wake up at the bottom of the ocean.
Oh shit, there goes that Faughnan whooping some ass again.
Faughnan by Big Bill D July 20, 2008
When a person has a speech impediment and cannot say their "th's" so it comes out as an "f" sound.
Father: have you boys "fought" about your decision?

Twins: ummm, no?

Father: go back to your room and fink about it!
Fought by Welovecody November 7, 2009
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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