Brazzercise

Another euphemism for masturbation. It's a play on the word Jazzercise and is making fun of the fact men "exercise" their arms by masturbating.

1. "I got ripped from all the Brazzercise I did last night" - Joey
"Noice." - Bob
2. "Arnold's arm has seemed bigger lately. It must be from all the Brazzercise he's done." - Shawn

Brazzercise by UFeelingCheekyM8 March 9, 2016

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Brazzercise

Euphemism for masturbation.

John: My arms are ripped from my furious Brazzercise session last night.

Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by Dan K. Memes January 9, 2016

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Brazzercise • braggercise

Brazzercise

Furious masturbation.

John: Dude my arms are ripped from my brazzercise session last night.
Steve: Noice.

Brazzercise by _U_Wot_M8_ January 12, 2016

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braggercise

Posting exercise reports and fitness related endeavors to social media. Constantly.

So stoked to read your braggercise on Facebook about waking up at 4am and "killing it" with a new 5k personal record--and even with a sprained ankle! Cant wait to read about tomorrow's pilates class. Those are every other day, right? I sure hope you Instagram some pics of your abs after.

braggercise by milenine September 3, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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