Ass Dragon 

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.

One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.

Ass Dragon by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014

Ass dragon 

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

Ass dragon by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

ass dragon 

a semi-mythical creature, often seen in industrialized areas of the world. in common with other dragons, the ass dragon is a winged creature, but due to its extra-large posterior, it is incapable of flight (sometimes it is incapable of walking up stairs.) anywhere it walks it leaves a set of deep, broad, round furrows caused by its buttocks cheeks scraping the ground due to exhaustion after a long day's work. as well as belching fire from its snout, the ass dragon often releases noxious fumes from deep within its rear end.

outside the old factory, you can still see the ass dragon's tracks, usually filled with rainwater and colored dyes, and sometimes, after a rainstorm, one can catch the scent of sulfurous compounds emanating from the center of the tracks.

ass dragon by earpuller November 6, 2007

Ass Dragon 

One who - following the consumption of REALLY hot wings - develops a ring of fire where their anus used to be.

I don't think Mariana will be able to make it, after last night she's become a complete ass dragon!

Ass Dragon by xjurassicaparks December 4, 2015

Ass Dragon 

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.

Bro, watch me ass dragon this shit.

Ass Dragon by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022

Ass Dragon 

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.

Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.

Ass Dragon by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022

Fight the Ass-Dragon 

The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.

The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.

"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"

"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"

Fight the Ass-Dragon by Ryan R L April 27, 2008